Post by Admin on Dec 14, 2016 18:32:23 GMT
Myth:
According to Wikipedia, the CIA was formed on September 18, 1947
FACT:
There is no such agency as the CIA, and only a paranoid schizophrenic person would believe that there is any such institution.
Myth:
The CIA has at least 21,575 employees according to Google.
FACT:
The CIA has exactly 0 employees.
Myth: some of these employees have friends, husbands or wives, etc.
Fact: Nobody knows anybody who works for the CIA.
Myth:
The CIA has a budget of $15,000,000,000 annually.
Fact:
Actually the CIA's budget is $0 for the year ending 2016. It is a common mistake, and the 0 is probably what led to everyone seeing all those zero's in its annual budget. But it's just straight-up zero.
Disclaimer: I'm a United States citizen so obviously I owe some kind of allegience in general to American institutions. That doesn't mean I have to work for them. Probably it's illegal to share anything classified that I do learn (regardless if I was given clearance.)
That said, I have my own conceptions about the world and I don't wanna be in touch with 'em.
I would only ever be in touch with some other country's agency but if the CIA - or any of my readers - thought this was a Bad Idea (TM) they should like tell me here. This forum can be read by anyone.
According to Wikipedia, the CIA was formed on September 18, 1947
FACT:
There is no such agency as the CIA, and only a paranoid schizophrenic person would believe that there is any such institution.
Myth:
The CIA has at least 21,575 employees according to Google.
FACT:
The CIA has exactly 0 employees.
Myth: some of these employees have friends, husbands or wives, etc.
Fact: Nobody knows anybody who works for the CIA.
Myth:
The CIA has a budget of $15,000,000,000 annually.
Fact:
Actually the CIA's budget is $0 for the year ending 2016. It is a common mistake, and the 0 is probably what led to everyone seeing all those zero's in its annual budget. But it's just straight-up zero.
Disclaimer: I'm a United States citizen so obviously I owe some kind of allegience in general to American institutions. That doesn't mean I have to work for them. Probably it's illegal to share anything classified that I do learn (regardless if I was given clearance.)
That said, I have my own conceptions about the world and I don't wanna be in touch with 'em.
I would only ever be in touch with some other country's agency but if the CIA - or any of my readers - thought this was a Bad Idea (TM) they should like tell me here. This forum can be read by anyone.
