According to Wikipedia, the CIA was formed on September 18, 1947
There is no such agency as the CIA, and only a paranoid schizophrenic person would believe that there is any such institution.
The CIA has at least 21,575 employees according to Google.
The CIA has exactly 0 employees.
Myth: some of these employees have friends, husbands or wives, etc.
Fact: Nobody knows anybody who works for the CIA.
The CIA has a budget of $15,000,000,000 annually.
Actually the CIA's budget is $0 for the year ending 2016. It is a common mistake, and the 0 is probably what led to everyone seeing all those zero's in its annual budget. But it's just straight-up zero.
Disclaimer: I'm a United States citizen so obviously I owe some kind of allegience in general to American institutions. That doesn't mean I have to work for them. Probably it's illegal to share anything classified that I do learn (regardless if I was given clearance.)
That said, I have my own conceptions about the world and I don't wanna be in touch with 'em.
I would only ever be in touch with some other country's agency but if the CIA - or any of my readers - thought this was a Bad Idea (TM) they should like tell me here. This forum can be read by anyone.
I made this test user as a test, to make sure this post is visible to anyone and any of my readers (there are 30-60 who read it every day) or anyone from the whole internet could easily register and reply. For example they (or really anyone, I dont have a way of knowing who's replying) could say, yoooooo this is totes the CIA and don't do it man!!!! youre only allowed to be in touch with us you can't go saying your shit to foreign powers yooooooooooo.
I don't exactly wanna be in touch with them (with the cia), like I dont think they even exist, but as I said like I dunno, I think they should have this kinda veto power. I am an American after all. so there ya go, you get this kinda veto power. anyone who thinks I shouldnt be in touch with any other agency even if it's just to have them tell the CIA to fuck off, which is what I'm going to do, can go ahead and tell me. I mean basically it's like, fuck off CIA. That's my message.
I don't want anyone to be in touch with me - except here I guess, but that goes for all my readers, anyone can contact me here - and I think it's a waste of resources.
oh btw this is admin, just under a test user. all right I'm out now. but not out doing spy stuff, just normal things. sheesh.